You know, it's about time I decided to be a nice fucking guy for once.So
i convinced Ugs to pick up a die-hard Bang Bus fan by the name of Dylan.
He had been writing us e-mails and shit begging us for a chance to be
put on. so we promise to pick up this groupie of ours as long as he
stops fucking annoying us. After we pick him up, we proceed with the
hunt and find what seemed to be a willing slut sweeping up dirty condoms
and used cracked pipes. They were probably all hers anyways. So we convince
this bitch to put down the broom stick she uses to fuck herself in the
ass with and show her how things are done in the U.S. Now this bitch
was fucking money! Her little immigrant cuban accent was about the only
thing interesting on this whore. Our groupie Dylan even proves he's
a fan by doing classic BangBus moves on this slut! After we were done
with this bitch, she was probably wishing she was still back in cuba!
Enjoy... The Diry One

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