Kate was found by ugly and I when she was strolling across
the street from some tienda thats spanish for store in little havana
Ugly wasted no time he jumped on that bitch in seconds flat usually
we wait to get the girl on the side of the van where I can do my smooth
operation but Ugly wanted her bad enough to attempt to pick her up in
the middle of the fuckin road he's always been crazy like that. Im sure
one day soon a cop is just gonna stop us for that shit. So anyway Kate
was looking for South Beach, she had been staying with a couple of friends
that work to much to show her the sites of Miami and I had actually
just got certified in tour guiding so I took it upon myself to show
her how to get to South Beach taking the scenic route. Ohhhh shit I
almost forgot at first we wanted to pick up a painter friend of mine
named Pablo but he chickened out and his Colombian friend Manny went
with us instead it was funny because he talked just like the Manny from
scar face the movie. Anyway he was cool and dizzy blonde girls really
seem to dig that cheezy latino "your lips say no but your eyes
say yes" accent at least Kate seemed to enjoy it so we shoved off
to the beach but Ugly got really lost so we took a route we knew better
by the way the story with Kate was that she was in Miami vistitng friends
she seemed smart but really had no clue what she was in for and manny
really liked her he couldn't keep his hands off her smelling hair and
shit she was cool you know your typical party college girl spending
mommy and daddys money learning how to take better gravity bong hits
and how many shots she could take before she would pass out to wake
up with her pants unbuttoned.. Im not going to go on and on like usuall
but the movie is great its a real american college girl spread wide
for your viewing enjoyment and theres one part where I had a heart to
heart talk with Kates mom on her cell phone about hers daughters activities
out side of school.............. thanks The Dirty One

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