OK! THAT'S IT!!! I QUIT!!! This shit has gotten entirely
too easy for me... I need a challenge in life.. .you'd think that picking
up chicks on a weekly basis and convincing them to give up ass for cash
would be more than enough to keep me busy... but the truth of the matter
is... it's just not fun anymore.. I mean look at this chick Melanie...
we're roaming the mean streets of downtown Miami and come across her
waiting for a cab to take her to the airport.. apparently she was president
of the local mile high club.. cuz as soon as she got in the chasm of
debauchery that is the Bang Bus... it was over... see for yourselves
my loyal minions... you guys are the main reason I do this.... ok..
enough shit talking.. I fuckin' love my job.. you know you wish you
had my job... or do it half as good as me... well.. in order to do that....
KEEP WATCHING MY MOVIES!!!! HAHAHAHA! The Dirty One...

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