So while Zuko's homo-ass was looking for a gloryhole
in one of the many South Beach bathrooms.... I used my savvy wit and
charmed the hell out of Morgan... a southern belle that was about to
get rung! She was down here on vacation from Georgia and was on her
way to link up with of her friends and sunbathe.... luckily for all
us.. she was more willing to take a ride on the Bang Bus than hang out
with some boring ass broads. After sharing stories of body piercings..
I bring up Ramon's dong and his almighty pearl. This sparks some curiousity
in Morgan and she begs to see it. GAME OVER! Dongzilla shows her how
things are done M-I-A style and she gets nicely kicked out of our welcome
wag.. I mean Bang Bus... Enjoy! The Dirty One...

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